Q: Why do big scary monsters wear glasses?Ī: So they can find smaller monster to eat! Q: What’s the name of the black book of socially prominent V.I.P monsters? Q: Why did the zombie knit herself four socks?Ī: Because after she bites you her new family member will need a pair! Q: What has a two eyes, two arms, two legs and yells on Halloween?Ī: I don’t know either but there is one asking for candy at the front door! Q: What do you say when you meet a scary two headed monster? Q: Why did the the little eyed monster wear glasses?Ī: So he didn’t bump into other scarier monsters! Q: What is a sea monster’s favorite dish? Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his little dog?Ī: I don’t know, but it’s great at chasing submarines. Q: What do little monsters like to ride on at the amusement park? Q: What kind of clothing do monsters wear? Q: What kind of hot dogs do monsters like best? Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing? Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster? Q: Did you hear about the monster who had eight arms? Q: Why did Dracula run out of the Italian restaurant? Q: Why did the dark monster eat a LED light bulb?Ī: Because he was in need of a light snack! Q: What is the difference between a giant smelly monster and a sweet Halloween candy? Q: What is red small Halloween monster has a pink spotted head, sixteen hairy legs and four big eyes on finger like things?Ī: I don’t know either but there is one crawling up your back! Q: What does Dracula wear on his head when he flies? Q: Why did the invisible man go on stage? Q: What vampire is always eating junk food? Q: What position does a monster play on the full moon soccer team? Q: What’s a monster’s favorite theater play? Q: What time is it when a monster sits on your car?Ī: Because everything goes in one head but not the other four! Q: How do you greet a three headed monster?Ī: Because they didn’t take their travel sickness pills! Q: How you can tell if you have had a food monster in your fridge? Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster? Q: How do you keep an ugly monster in suspense?Ī: Because everything goes in one ear and out of the three others! Q: Why are monsters covered in lots of wrinkles?Ī: Have you ever tried to hot iron a monster! Q: What do you do with a very green monster? Q: Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster Halloween party? Q: Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers? Q: What type of monster really loves dance music? Q: What kind of car does a elephant size monster drive? Q: What did the critics all say about Frankenstein’s work of art? Q: What kind of lock does Dracula have on his castle door? Q: Why didn’t Dracula go to the barbecue?Ī: The hosts were making steaks (stakes)! Q: What kind of breakfast cereal do monsters eat? Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? Q: What is a monster’s favorite snack food? Q: What do monsters turn on in the summer time? Q: What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn’t seen each other for quite awhile? Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? Q: What monster never loses at games of chance? Q: What monster tree prowls the wild forest? Q: Green Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks? Q: What is big, yellow and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks?Ī: A big, yellow, prickly three eyed rock eater! Therefore I don't know if this is cumulative deaths or what exactly.A monster list of scary and funny monster jokes for Halloween! Funny Monster Jokes Here's the thing: I definitely did not die in every possible way rather, after dying the same way three times (accidentally), it popped. But if you want to get it, here are the ways you need to set about dying. I'm not sure if this is for just one playthrough or not. This one is for dying in every possible way.
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